Lafou

An uncanny resemblance to Gaston's sidekick (Beauty and the Beast)
Limited vocabulary (mouth like an open sewer), dress sense, and height. Lafou's often look like they've been crudely drawn by a three year old or like a caricature drawn by a blind man.
A sore loser.
Inability to pronounce the "th" sound.
Usually only has one chester (see chesters definition) but is overgrown by body hair.
Head like an Easter Island souvenir.

"You have a Lafou-like head"

"Wash your mouth out. You sound like a Lafou!"

What a load of Lafouage!

by Block-ed January 7, 2011

Lifonium

A collection of realities like ours with infinite timelines, dimensions, and possibilities.

"In our reality, we are but one in a collection of others, a lifonium of you and I, together."

by Lorden Legend October 22, 2020

Vinegar Pepper Limousine

a slang phrase to describe a vehicle that is used as a limousine but is not such a vehicle. The term "Vinegar Pepper Limousine" is used in New England constantly. A Vinegar Pepper Limousine is any vehicle other than a true stretch or formal limousine, but called a limosuine by the driver.This is the gypsy cab of limousines. Usually it is a filthy dirty death trap, piloted by somebody with questionable health and sanitary habits, trying to avoid tolls, limo fees, and parking areas. The Vinegar Pepper Limousine is the utlimate in showcasing the sunken depths we have reached in vagabond transportation. More often it is referred to as a "rolling shitwagon," and many an astute traveler can be heard stating, "shit I needs a 40 and ablunt to have my azz in that shit can."

In Boston there is one such Vinegar Pepper Limousine well known to Massport, the agency that runs Logan Air Port. The vehicle a 1993 Oldsmobile Delta 88, piloted by one Michael D. Marano. This limousine gets its name from the smell of fried peppers and bad take out that permiate it. The original Vinegar Pepper Limousine was 1986 Lincoln. This was actually a real limo, but for nearly 10 years it was never thoroughly cleaned, reportedly one passenger lost a shoe in puddle of gelled kool aid in the back seat. It is rumored that the original VPL made over 34,578 trips to fast food establishments in metro Boston. However the most famous stops were at the presidential room at Jeveli's Restraunt in East Boston. The pilot of the VPL due to his afro-centric features is often mistook for Redd Foxx of Sanford and Son Fame.

by Nunzio Incerto September 24, 2007

Lilou

The most wonderful person in the whole world. He has the most radiant smile ever and will have you laughing at all times. He's sweet and very kind. He is always happy and never fails to leave you with a smile on your face. He is charming and takes bissas breath away. Can't imagine life without him. Hearing his voice warms bissas heart and brightens bissas darkest days. He is bissas whole world, he completes v, he is everything u need to be happy.

I love Lilou with all I have

by Bissa June 1, 2013

Limousine Liberal

A hypocrite democrat who pretends she loves working people, colored guys, and street people, but who has 109 million dollars and lives as far away as possible from working people, colored guys, and street people. They deceive millions of idiots who don't know that nobody ever helped anybody from the back seat of a limousine

Hillary Clinton is a limousine liberal. She pretends she likes beer with a booze chaser when she really likes Zinfandel. She pretends to love rural people, but thinks they are hicks, rubes, and rednecks. She is rich. She rides in a limousine to show how much better she is then you are. She feels entitled to ride in the back of a limousine because she is rich.
Barack O'Bama is a limousine liberal. He pretends he stands for the working class, then accuses them of clinging to religion and guns. He is rich and rides in a limousine to show how much better he is than you are. He feels entitled to ride in the back seat of a limousine because he is a rich colored guy.
Other famous limousine liberals are Senaturd Kennedy, John Kerry, Senaturd Charles Schumer, and Michael Moore -- Hypocritical rich bastards all!

by Belinda the Goat June 22, 2008

LIFO

Acronym. "Last in first out". Origianating from stock control methods and cost accounting. The opposite of FIFO (first in first out)

We issue stock using lifo

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

lefou

Character from Disney's Beauty and the Beast, the sidekick of Gaston. He spends most of the time praising Gaston in an exaggerated way. Additionally, he seems to have extremely bad luck, as when someone (most of the time Gaston) tries to oppose him in any way, he never wins.

Lefou: No one's slick like Gaston, no one's quick like Gaston...

Lefou: What happened?
Gaston: Out of my way! *pushes lefou, who lands in a pool of rainwater*

by Mr Dark April 28, 2008