listerweiner

People who buy Listerine and other types of mouth wash so they can drink it for the alcohol content.

Quinn: Oh man, last year one of those listerweiners was going through my till with his Listerine and hair spray when he suddenly fell on the floor and started having seisures!

Mike: *laughs*

by JamestheBadger March 5, 2008

listerine coffee

The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.

Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

linster

To masturbate ones anal cavity either by fingers or machines.

Dude she can linster with 4 fingers!

by Big J Mac April 16, 2008

Listerineitis

Drinking listerine wil harm your kidneys your liver, and your social life.
Affects 8 out of 10 homeless people.

Mommy, that man sniffing gas out of the plastic bag must suffer from listerineitis.

by skip 1 February 24, 2009

Listerbean

Listerine mouthwash body with beans in it

Man1: hey Bruh, you got any mouthwash?
Man2: yeah bruh I got that listerbean

by Lil Räy December 4, 2019

J-lister

A person of some degree of celebrity but only within the city limits of Jacksonville (aka J-ville).

According to the International Federation of Competitive Eating, Hall "Hoover" Hunt may be the 16th greatest professional gurgitator in the world, but he's still just a J-lister.

by The Specktator December 6, 2011

stephen lister

has fake 270s and has a fake broken arm and he talks alot of shit

stephen lister is a cunt

by torpy October 22, 2019