"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."
by bromp February 18, 2010
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Jake: What?
Alonzo: A Lick-Her-License, is she a dyke, a lesbian?
Jake: What?
Alonzo: A Lick-Her-License, is she a dyke, a lesbian?
by sokpuppet September 27, 2005
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Someone who claims to believe in and stand for "liberty" and "freedom", but what they actually care about is the ability to diddle whoever they want, whenever they want with no judgement and no consequences. A member of the Licentitarian Party whose mascot is a mother hedgehog eating her babies.
Here I thought we were having a great conversation about property rights and tax reform and turns out all he wants is to be able to plant his seed in any hole he likes; you know, a real Licentitarian.
by SoldierDude4184 November 3, 2022
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The Jew can say, "man you were on that faster than a Jew on a penny" and the African American can say, "yo you run faster than a black guy from the cops". Whereas if anyone else did they'd just be a dick because they dont have the racial license to say such things.
by blingtastic January 19, 2008
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If you pay "tribute" to a government agency for their protection and friendship they will issue you a "license" to fish, hunt, drive, marry etc with impunity.
A method of the "state" exercising control of the populace.
If you pay "tribute" to a government agency for their protection and friendship they will issue you a "license" to fish, hunt, drive, marry etc with impunity.
A method of the "state" exercising control of the populace.
cop: "Show me your license!"
driver: "I don't have one."
cop: "You're under arrest..(enter standard Miranda warning)"
driver: "I don't have one."
cop: "You're under arrest..(enter standard Miranda warning)"
by FN64GR September 29, 2006
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1. In writing, use or making of interesting ideas. One would be in the novel "Job: A comedy of justice" where the devil isn't evil and hell isn't horrible but god just wanted people to think that, where most people just stick to "heaven good hell bad" or "it's all a lie and god is actually evil".
2. Words or action that replace a normal set. Slang started with this.
3. In flirting it means to make something up to get the other person. not necessarily lie but possibly exaggerate truth.
1. In writing, use or making of interesting ideas. One would be in the novel "Job: A comedy of justice" where the devil isn't evil and hell isn't horrible but god just wanted people to think that, where most people just stick to "heaven good hell bad" or "it's all a lie and god is actually evil".
2. Words or action that replace a normal set. Slang started with this.
3. In flirting it means to make something up to get the other person. not necessarily lie but possibly exaggerate truth.
1. guy 1: "I can't think of what to write."
guy 2: "Use some creative license. Try to be original. Make it so that people will use a your idea to replace existing ones."
guy 1: "OK, How am I to do that?"
2. "Of course Josh used creative license and now instead of a hand shake he looks them in the eye and steals their wallet."
3. guy: "I work out every weekend."
Chick: "I know you do community service."
guy: "oh ummmm"
Chick: "You need to work on your creative license. But I will still go on a date with you"
guy 2: "Use some creative license. Try to be original. Make it so that people will use a your idea to replace existing ones."
guy 1: "OK, How am I to do that?"
2. "Of course Josh used creative license and now instead of a hand shake he looks them in the eye and steals their wallet."
3. guy: "I work out every weekend."
Chick: "I know you do community service."
guy: "oh ummmm"
Chick: "You need to work on your creative license. But I will still go on a date with you"
by skywerewolf May 13, 2010
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