lester

a funny human-being that can stay mad for a period of time. a true jokester.one who makes people laugh.maybe sometimes immature but always can fix that.can get very jealous at certain things but one one can tell.can and will be true to everyone.never considers being a fake.thinks about everyone.can be very quick to anger.will one day explode because of all the stupidness and love that is happening in his life

My government name is Lester.

by Blaq JoKer May 8, 2009

Lester's Hello

A greeting, usually given to a new female employee at Lester's Clothing Store, in which the male employees bring the new cashier to the basement, surround her in a circle, and ejaculate onto her.

We gave this girl the biggest Lester's Hello I've ever seen. She ran out of the basement screaming and hasn't been back to work since. I can't wait until we get a new cashier.

by Boombabyboom December 29, 2009

Moe Lester

personification of a child molester

My teacher told me to have some extra lessons with him next week. I'm already terribly scared of Professor Moe Lester.

by Emu Lgator March 15, 2004

Phil lester

Someone who should name his child mal.

Mal-lester

Get it yet??

"Hey, that's Phil Lester's son, Mal-lester *entire population begins laughing*"

by Humpayy May 10, 2018

Lester Blow Out

It is when your anal ring is stretched to the max bending over for the big one. Also known as takin it dry.

Mikey had a Lester blow out while in his bosse's office. He took the big one dry...

by TeaBaggs December 29, 2009

lesterize

verb; to comment on a Facebook comment that was posted by someone to whom the status update does not belong or to banter or converse back and forth with other posters while the individual who posted the original status is unaware

Also, listerize

I woke up this morning to 300 email notifications. Boy, was I lesterized!

by ukeyonna September 24, 2010

amy lester

sexiest woman alive and rides some hella nice dick and loves to suck

she is really an amy lester

by the mega dide March 19, 2018