When you cum in a woman's eye and spit on it at the same time and acts as an eye lense and her vision becomes blurry so you proceed to put contact lenses above the lens layer.
by bigdaddybrozo February 24, 2021
A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded
by PicanteMexico June 04, 2010
When you look back on an old crush, and realize that they were never attractive at all... you were just looking at them through sad, desperate "fatboy lenses".
It's like having beer goggles while being sober.
It's like having beer goggles while being sober.
"Oh man, I ran into Jess the other day. She's so queer looking. I must have been looking at her through my fatboy lenses back at school"
by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010