Leek Sale
Better than your average everyday thrift store, far more exciting than a nasty old roadside yard sale and with a selection ten times more vast than the Swap Shop -- It's not just any regular sale, it's a Leek Sale, and it's fabulous because it exists only in the world of Micro Type Pro. Among the many titillating things you can find at a Leek Sale, a few are:
a jak salad;
a sad dad;
hash;
a fir desk;
a dike;
At a Leek Sale you will also find a good deal of lads and lasses to ask. Don't ask me what you're supposed to ask them –– you can ask a sad dad that.
Worry not if you don't find a great deal at a Leek Sale, because all jaks fall. Just remember to read all fall ads and add a jak next time, and all should be well.
a jak salad;
a sad dad;
hash;
a fir desk;
a dike;
At a Leek Sale you will also find a good deal of lads and lasses to ask. Don't ask me what you're supposed to ask them –– you can ask a sad dad that.
Worry not if you don't find a great deal at a Leek Sale, because all jaks fall. Just remember to read all fall ads and add a jak next time, and all should be well.
Key the following line at a brisk pace and strike ENTER:
she had a leek sale; she held a leek; a jak salad; all jaks fall; he had a fir desk; a dike; she has had hash; all sad dads fall; as a lad falls;
Person 1: That Leek Sale sucked. I didn't find anything I wanted.
Person 2: Don't worry. All lads fall. We'll have better luck next time –– let's stop at Ruby Tuesday's on the way home. I've got a hankering for a jak salad.
she had a leek sale; she held a leek; a jak salad; all jaks fall; he had a fir desk; a dike; she has had hash; all sad dads fall; as a lad falls;
Person 1: That Leek Sale sucked. I didn't find anything I wanted.
Person 2: Don't worry. All lads fall. We'll have better luck next time –– let's stop at Ruby Tuesday's on the way home. I've got a hankering for a jak salad.
Leek me Deek
To firmly place tounge upon penis tip. when one sucks your fuck stick. to extract salty yogurt from the d tip. to suck the slimey end of the deek by leekin.
Leek me Deek by F.Y.F May 8, 2010
Leek high
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LEEK DAY
A celebratory day on November 12th where you truly be yourself and not worry about what others think of you.
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Leek Wootton
A small village in-between Kenilworth and Warwick. Has a population of around 1200 people in around 400 houses.
Very few businesses, once had a village shop but that closed in 2004. Currently has a Social Club, Pub, Beauty Salon, Recreation Ground, Village Hall, Park and a School.
The school (All Saints CofE VA Primary School) teaches children between the ages of 4 and 11 and has around 120 pupils. It was featured on the CBBC show 'Class Wars' in 2005.
Leek Wootton is also the home of Warwickshire Police HQ.
Very few businesses, once had a village shop but that closed in 2004. Currently has a Social Club, Pub, Beauty Salon, Recreation Ground, Village Hall, Park and a School.
The school (All Saints CofE VA Primary School) teaches children between the ages of 4 and 11 and has around 120 pupils. It was featured on the CBBC show 'Class Wars' in 2005.
Leek Wootton is also the home of Warwickshire Police HQ.
Leek Wootton by tekkie4lowerschool December 9, 2010
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