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Bahamian Lobster Trap

Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.
Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.
by Omalley March 23, 2016
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Phil Lester

Dan Howell's "best friend" and flatmate, actual meme lord

See also Dan Howell
"Phil Lester! You're a genius!" -Dan Howell
by Phil's Eyelash December 3, 2016
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philip lester

DAMN RAY OF SUNSHINE THAT EVERYONE LOVES
Omg Philip Lesters a rat
by Philip Howell August 17, 2017
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Moe Lester

The pedophile who lives next door and touches you every morning. He also has fifteen fourteen year old french girls in his basement.
Moe Lester touched me yesterday he told me not to tell anyone.
by CaptainCRAB76 June 14, 2018
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sand lobster

A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.
The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009
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Lobsterjuiceachino

The act of pouring a cappuccino into a women's satch, letting it ferment for a good while and then drinking it.
Ryan: Yo dude I had Sandy give me a Lobsterjuiceachino, it tasted like fish.
Bro: Nasty!
by Daddycrew November 7, 2012
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fret lobster

Term for a "capo", the clamp-like device placed on the fretboard of a guitar to change its tuning.
"if you have your heart set on playing it in E flat, you could always just use a fret lobster"
by Joe Frosnost October 25, 2007
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