laziness

A chronic illness where victims lack the willpower to do anything requiring effort. The entire population suffers from this disease. There is no known cure.

Notice the man on the couch, watching television. He is a prime example of laziness.

by PrincessZeffie March 10, 2008

lazbomb

A bombing of terroristic magnitudes. Can be used very loosely and can almost be another word for "damage" or "really badly hurt."

"Did you see what that guy's car did to the side of the building when he crashed? Totally lazbombed it!"

"Dude, your face just got lazbombed by that chain linked fence."

"Kid just got lazbombed by that dog"

"LAZBOMBOBMBOMBOMBOMBOMB!!!"

by Jolem June 11, 2006

Labioactive

A sexually active girl, teen, woman, or senior.

"Ew, Tara. I just found out that my mom is still labioactive."

"Dat gurlz labioactive? She be only 9!!!"

by Pseudolabia October 21, 2008

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them

ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*

by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009

Larios

A family of a distinguised heritage,with a proud history and the rights of being the best there is,the best there was,and the best there ever will be.Most people will flaunt at the chance of being a Larios.

Wow,did you see that guy?He must be a Larios.

by Jayy2008 March 6, 2009

Lazlow

Fictional talk radio star of Grand Theft Auto. Often close minded and extream sarcasm.

Lazlow is the man

by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004

Laziness Beard

A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.

Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"

by GoCanes March 21, 2010