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ladouche

Similar to "douche bag" with a more insulting feminine aspect.
Look at that orange skinned ladouche trying to hit on that skant over there.

Get out of the way ladouche!
by bobbyboyrulez February 28, 2008
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Lanoux

Pronounced: Luh-noo
A fun-loving, funny, best-teacher-in-the-world kind of person. Everybody loves the Lanoux, ESPECIALLY the Indovina (who is the evil-spirited bitch of Haynes Academy for Advanced Studies). He's the best science teacher in the world!!!!! So is the Dooley.
David: Hey look, it's the Lanoux!
Patrick: YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Tommy: Hey look, it's the Lanoux!
Juan: Ooh! I love that game!
Tommy: I said Lanoux, not lacrosse, you moron!
Juan: YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
by HaynesAcademyHottie December 17, 2008
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Labour Day Special

Engaging in sexual intercourse with your superior in the workplace.
Employee: You wanted to see me Mrs. Applesauce?
Employer: Henry, do know what a labour day special is?
Employee: No ma'am
Employer: You're about to find out. Lock the door.
by Dr. Whelan September 22, 2010
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New Labour

by JonathanChance October 31, 2003
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Lamouche eye

1. Severe Lazyness in one or both eyes. Severity of lazy eye(s) depends on amount of cocksucking performed prior to elonged exposure to the sun and chlorine of the pool.
2. Seeing someone from the extreme corner of your eye.
3. Whorrible photo of oneself exposing a queer position of the eye(s).
1. -Damn, I spent all day in the pool, and now my eye looks like this!
-That sucks, bro, you got some severe Lamouche eye. The girls wont wantcha now, except the prostitots.

2. Yo that bytch was FINE! I saw her looking at me with Lamouche eye.

3. Dude! Your Bus pass is whack! Mads case of Lamouche eye.
by Big Toker April 14, 2003
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LAOUL

A noise produced by a Laoul (a cat), that asserts dominance and annoys the hell out of everything in its path.
My cat was going LAOUL all day and it was really starting to grind my gears!
by Holotree January 12, 2020
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new labour

The fascist government of the United Kingdom created and ruled by Tony Blair.

New Labour's policies essentially state that everyone in Britain is a danger to themselves and others and must be monitored, controlled and - crucially - taxed to the point of abject poverty.

Income Tax (22%)- tax on your declared earnings
VAT - (17.5%) tax on "luxury" purchases - like electricity and clothes
Council Tax - tax on living in a house
Road Tax - tax on driving a car
Fuel Tax - tax on buying fuel for car

Chancellor Golden Brown is working on new "stealth" taxes because the revenue raised from these sources simply won't balance the books.

New Labour's social policy is that everyone either works for a large multinational corporation or is unemployed. This is designed to help businesses such as Tesco by ensuring that competitin is eliminated. The long-term goal is for all companies in Britain to be owned by the same corporation.

New Labour employs the very latest advertising techniques and spent £60,000,000 promoting itself. That's more than most legitimate companies.

Tony Blair himself is an arrogant, self-aggrandizing fool who believes not in representation but rather in management; that is to say he does not feel that he is there to represent the people of the UK but rather to allow them to be exploited by his expensively-suited business friends.

He believes that dissent must be crushed rather than listened to and to this end he sacks anyone who does not agree with him and uses the BBC as a propaganda tool. Obsessed with his "place in history" he does not seem to realize that he is already regarded by most of the population as a figure of hatred and mockery.
New Labour - notable policies

The Millenium Dome
Being a poodle of George W Bush
Lying about WMDs
The Iraq War
Taking over the BBC for propaganda purposes
Dr David Kelly - murdered by MI5
ID cards
Organising the London Tube bombings
Postal Voting fraud
Refusing to sack incompetent ministers
Blair Force One

- and that's just the ones that we know about
by Alison Hannigan June 21, 2006
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