lavarhea

Spicy diarrhea. Obtained after consuming hot wings or anything with jalapenos; especially when consumed with beer.

I got shitfaced and had a bunch of Mango Habanero wings at B-Dubs last night. This morning I ended up with crazy lavarhea.

Those nachos at the game were the shit! The jalapenos gave me lavarhea though.

I've got lavarhea...my butthole needs an ice pack.

by David, Basically 0014 August 28, 2009

lavarrhea

An incredibly hot kind of diarrhea. So hot that it is simply astounding that your ass is not on fire.

Scumbag Steve: Sorry about the mess, but I had some serious Lavarrhea in your bathroom.
Host: That would explain the scorch marks...

by Herr Doktor Doktor March 10, 2011

Lanyard-less

Verb; To be without possession of a lanyard.

Hey Dave, nice lanyard. This is a comment that would be given if Dave actually had a lanyard. Dave is lanyard-less.

by CptBigBeard January 22, 2021

Lavya

An absolute secC thingy
tumourous humour
pog hair
pulls everyone
LOVES Jun

lavyas humour is so tumourous

by JunLOVESflabby December 15, 2022

Lavar ball

A halfwit idiotic fucktard

Yo stop being such a Lavar ball

by STEPH HARDEN August 17, 2017

lanyard

A derogatory term used to describe a midget or little person.

Bob: "Ausin Powers is one of my favorite movies."
Tom: "Me too. I love that little lanyard in it."

by iLikeTurtles86 August 27, 2009

lanyard

the coolest sounding word in the english language.

my favourite words are spinchter, vulva and lanyard.

by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 25, 2008