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A laptop is a portable computer that cant manage to get 60+ fps without you spending around 900$ dollars into it.
"Hello lady, would you like to buy a laptop, here we have an amazing model; 4 gigs of ram, intel pentium, integrated graphics and 1tb of storage"
Laptop by LagMage May 6, 2021
That girl last night was a laptop.
Laptop by MaroG June 3, 2021
The tip of a cock when someone is sitting down.
"Did you hear about Hunter Biden's laptop?"
Laptop by Lil'ith Rose December 30, 2022
Its a computer device that is portable and replaced the desktop computer many years ago. Especially popular for gaming, work and internet search and use.
Who ever invented the name laptop ruined in person sex and bras lingeri for me from about the year 2011
Laptop by Patrick the Starfish001 January 3, 2023
Im using my laptop to do crappy homework
Laptop by My_Life_Is_A_Lie December 20, 2023
a place where boomers complain about drugs and robots taking over
the fuckin laptop is about to explode!!!!
laptop by ..whr May 1, 2024