laptop 

a low level pc

pc is better than laptop

laptop by there're August 7, 2020

Laptop 

A laptop is a portable computer that cant manage to get 60+ fps without you spending around 900$ dollars into it.

"Hello lady, would you like to buy a laptop, here we have an amazing model; 4 gigs of ram, intel pentium, integrated graphics and 1tb of storage"

Laptop by LagMage May 6, 2021

Laptop 

A girl/guy who sucks dick to the balls.

That girl last night was a laptop.

Laptop by MaroG June 3, 2021

Laptop 

The tip of a cock when someone is sitting down.

"Did you hear about Hunter Biden's laptop?"

Laptop by Lil'ith Rose December 30, 2022

Laptop 

Its a computer device that is portable and replaced the desktop computer many years ago. Especially popular for gaming, work and internet search and use.

Who ever invented the name laptop ruined in person sex and bras lingeri for me from about the year 2011

Laptop by Patrick the Starfish001 January 3, 2023

Laptop 

Something you do you to random homework on

Im using my laptop to do crappy homework

Laptop by My_Life_Is_A_Lie December 20, 2023

laptop 

a place where boomers complain about drugs and robots taking over

the fuckin laptop is about to explode!!!!

laptop by ..whr May 1, 2024