Cunt Lapping 

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

Cunt Lapping by Sisi786 August 21, 2013

Clam lapping 

Eating snatch, rugmunching, giving oral pleasure to a woman.

Johnny loves clam lapping. He's happiest when he's snout deep in fresh snatch.

Clam lapping by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011

Twat lapping 

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis

Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping

Twat lapping by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013

jungle lapping

Licking sweating vag or balls in a Columbian jungle

I did some Jungle Lapping with Aubrey in Colombia after railing a gram

jungle lapping by .5 House January 24, 2019

Turd Lapping 

When you enter a bathroom stall while someone else is in the stall next door, finish your turd and leave the stall all before the person next door finishes his/her business.

Richard returned to his desk beaming with pride after turd lapping his coworker in the restroom.

Turd Lapping by Thor’sHammer June 13, 2025

pussy lipping 

Drinking a beer or any other alcoholic drink slowly.

Hey, quit pussy lipping that beer like a little bitch.

pussy lipping by Josh_Yarb January 9, 2015

Larping 

When someone is pretending to be something they’re not. Can involve lying on social media/internet or lying in real life. Often used in a derogatory sense.

Derived from the original meaning of LARP, Live Action Role Play. When you say that someone is larping and you’re not talking about the literal game, you are saying that they are role-playing in their actual real life. Pretending to be rich, pretending to know about a topic, pretending to have a certain lifestyle, etc.

Amanda: Wow did you see Josh’s new lamborghini on IG?
Max: That’s not actually his, he took a photo of a random lambo at the dealership. He’s just larping like he has one.

Larping by Bongfucker246 April 20, 2021