lantern flies

Native to Vietnam and China. Invasive to everywhere else. Currently fucking up the east coast of the u.s

“Dude, I killed so many lantern flies yesterday. I really care about nature.”

by TissuesAreCool September 24, 2019

lame'o lantern

someone who is so lame they emit a glow the colour of lame

you're so lame you GLOW lameness. you are such a lame'o lantern.

by TsarinaCole April 14, 2009

Red Lantern

A creepy male who hits on young girls or creepily makes contact with younger girls.

"that guy was staring at you for so long, he's SUCH a red lantern"

by jb71197 July 28, 2012

The Green Lantern

The act of fingering a girl with any type of ring on your fingers, specifically a large one, characteristic of the mighty green lantern himself.

Bro 1 - Yo man, I totally pulled the green lantern on my girl and she said the ring made it feel so good.

Bro 2 - That's awesome dude, let's go have a bro circle and you can teach me.

by Trickmaster 5000 February 18, 2009

greek lantern

to dip one's testes in tzatziki sauce (cucumber sauce) and swing them back and forth hitting a loved one's forehead, just like swinging a lantern.

"Did you hear that Matt give Liz a Greek Lantern in New Parthenon?" "What a gentleman..."

by mLeja December 14, 2008

boob lantern

The use of a flash light or other illumination held against a boob. If the boob shines like a lantern then said boob is considered to be an implant (fake boobie). Real boobs don't make lanterns.

I boob lantern dat chicken head and her tits glowed like the fake shitz dey is.

by booblantern July 15, 2007

Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)

She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.

by Nurse Whitney June 1, 2013