Definitions by mrblonde267

Emok 

An emo star wars fan. Someone who is both incredibly depressing and a large Star Wars nerd. Literally, it's a portmanteau of "emo" and "ewok."

After Stephen's girlfriend broke up with him, he stayed indoors all weekend refusing to talk to anyone and watching all three movies in the original Star Wars trilogy. His friends accused him of being an emok.

Emok by mrblonde267 December 8, 2009

Great Wakering 

The frantic search for something to read on the toilet when you're about to go.

I desperately had to go to the bathroom, but the Great Wakering set in and I had to hold it while I looked for a book.

Great Wakering by MrBlonde267 June 1, 2009

Emordrome 

A word that is the same both backwards and forwards. This is an improved version of the word palindrome, because unlike palindrome, "emordrome" is itself an emordrome.

I didn't have time to think about emordromes, as i sat and wondered, "Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?"

Emordrome by MrBlonde267 April 25, 2008

Awkward Lantern

Someone who transcends awkwardness in social situations, and even can control it and use it to their own advantage. An Awkward Lantern is somebody who can talk to anybody, and redirect any awkwardness in a conversation unto the other parties, by refusing to acknowledge it. Named after the superhero Green Lantern, because whereas a Green Lantern has control over the color green, an Awkward Lantern has control over awkwardness. Although they are rare, awkward lanterns are usually very adaptable and quick-thinking individuals. A true one can be dangerous if not a friend, because they have allies in the most unexpected places.

"I can't believe he got invited to that party!"
"Of course he did. He's an Awkward Lantern."

Awkward Lantern by mrblonde267 September 6, 2007