The row of LEDs under the main headlights on any new Audi. They always seem to be lit, no matter how bright the sun is on any particular day. They serve no purpose other than to alert other road users to the fact that the driver of the Audi owns an Audi, and that their Audi goes faster than your car. Unless you own a Porsche.
by tomleecee August 24, 2011
Get the Wanker Lanterns mug.A belief that political miracles are achieved by sheer will force. Proponents of the Green Lantern Theory have attributed failure and compromise to a lack of presidential willpower. Matthew Yglesias came up with the Green Lantern Theory of Geopolitics* to ridicule conservatives who claimed "the only thing limiting us is a lack of willpower" in foreign policy. The Green Lantern Theory was later applied to the Obama Administration who seemed to lack the will power to make the radical changes in policy such as universal health care, lowering medical costs, banking reform, and peaceful negotiations that people had hoped for., especially after the Republicans took over the US House in 2011.
Bernie supporters are big proponents of Green Lanternism and fail to recognize this kind of “Presidentmania” where the President can get anything done if he really wanted to, fails to take into account the significant amount of bureaucracy legal barriers, and the number players the president has to deal with such as legislators, special interests and Jurists who often do everything in their power to block the president from making these achievements.
by mlhiss March 5, 2020
Get the Green Lanternism mug.A finishing maneuver when a man and woman are having sex. As the man is ready to ejaculate he jumps up, turns around and lights a fart as he finishes himself off.
Johnny and Debbie ate at a wonderful mexican restaraunt. That night Johnny gave a Debbie a brown lantern that absolutely blew her away!
by 0face! July 19, 2010
Get the Brown Lantern mug.A hoe lantern is the hoe of all hoes. This hoe leads all other hoes with the light of a hundred candles.
A hoe lantern is someone who sleeps with your husband in your bed and then dabs on a little of your perfume on the way out.
A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.
A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.
Hoe lanterns... just the worst.
A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.
A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.
Hoe lanterns... just the worst.
by np:) April 6, 2010
Get the Hoe Lantern mug.An Ash-O-Lantern is a person who loves Ash Horne from The Midnight Beast an unbelievable amount.
A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.
They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.
A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.
They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.
Girl 1: Do you consider yourself an Ash-O-Lantern?
Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...
Boy: Hey guys!
(gets ignored)
Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..
Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)
Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...
Boy: Hey guys!
(gets ignored)
Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..
Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)
by tipsofmytoes May 16, 2010
Get the Ash-O-Lantern mug.The act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her vagina/anus then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.
by kinky sabor January 23, 2011
Get the The Green Lantern mug.The sweetest girl! She is beautiful, charming, loquacious, silly, and still manages to do her best while being the best person she can be. She is patient, she is kind, everyone loves her!
by three oh one November 18, 2010
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