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Masters of the moral landscape

"It's a metaphor for my moral presuppositions being correct"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS TRYING TO DO THOUGH, ISN'T IT!? Become the masters of the moral landscape. You're LITERALLY doing the thing you accuse the atheist of doing. The entire purpose of religion is that. Eating the forbidden fruit if that's how you're going interpret it."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020
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landscraper

ugly, one-story building(s) that takes up one whole city block (or more) by sprawling out horizontally instead of vertically, like traditional skyscrapers.
Man, that glass and steel filing cabinet of a building that the county government has been using for years - that thing is a damn landscraper !
by Virgin Suicides June 25, 2017
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Midnight Landscaper

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.
Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008
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landspeed

one of the best artists out. (there is two of them)
person 1: have you heard service by landspeed
2: yea dat shit go hard
by cinizturr June 10, 2021
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landscapeyness

(1) a sense of place evoked by a image, representation, or engagement of a particular landscape.

(2) an underlying theme of platial identity in a broad range of media.

(3) an ironic reference to landscape as kitsch.
(1) The grandeur of expansive places like the Grand Canyon and Yosemite Valley pale in comparison to the landscapeyness of the pastoral.

(2) Landscapeyness is a thread that defines a constellation of books across a range of genres. For example: http://bit.ly/17IkX

(3) "There was just too much landscapeyness and naturey crap" in those photos for me. http://bit.ly/6qHy
by placesense February 7, 2009
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anal landscaper

the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out
god, that jalin kid is such an anal landscaper. Who the hell flirts with their football coaches?
by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010
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