lancefield

A name for someone who's penis is the length of the average field

I was gobsmacked when he whipped out his Lancefield on me

by Nintendan October 31, 2017

Linfield FC

Imagine if Hitler and all his Nazi comrades got bored at their local during tha war and started a football team...that's Linfield FC. Hailing from the capital of OWC Norn Iron and a fetish for all things red , white and blue these Neo-Nazis are delusional. To put it politely if you ARE "An Ethnic race , a catholic , a republican , normal , not a huge fan of films like Green Street and The Football Factory and I.D , Gerry Adams , an member of the Cliftonville squad or any fan of ANY other football team...Linfield FC hate you"

Linfield FC : To quote the most well known Linfield fan on authentic reasons for his beheaviour against (London)Derry City FC, "King" Billy Carson Craig Paisley, "Aye fireworks , flares , Section F , the sash , the cry was no surrender but fuck'em they walked into the North-Stand". Also we tried for a description of what is Linfield fc from the fan they shout about a "Mr Alan Field" but alas nah.

by AHLF February 24, 2010

landfill

an accumulation of cum dumpsters in a single location

dude i had to get out of there that was a landfill

by captain porkmaster April 22, 2011

Landfill Media

noun
1. Any sort of printed, transmitted or otherwise easily recievable media that caters to the lowest, worst common denominators. 2. Yellow journalism of the worst kind detailing the lives of the rich and famous but offering no merit or newsworthy information at all. 3. A Tv Program showing pretty rich people being naughty or otherwise being thrust into hackneyed, ridiculous contrived situations.

"Survivor" is the nothing but pure landfill media and the thought that anyone really cares about the outcome makes me want to vomit.

by Dan January 11, 2004

jbl john bradshaw layfield

The reason why Smackdown sucks at the moment. The fact that the writers lets this guy hold the WWE title a couple of weeks before he struts around Germany saluting the Nazi is just stupid.

Also see Nazi.

All heil the nazi as he becomes the worst ever WWE Champion since Kevin Nash!

by Mister Ignorant July 14, 2004

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield

One of the most loyal, hard-working and superb wrestlers ever to grace the WWF/WWE. Since his change to the JBL character, he has developed enormously into a major talent in WWE programming and was most deserving of his 10-month reign as WWE Champion. He truly did not deserve to lose to Cena in such a short match at WMXXI after such a great tenure.

JBL is one of the all-time greatest, and, I'm telling you, if he hit you with a Clothesline From Hell in real life, you would most definitely be finished!

by Gavin Anderson April 25, 2005

Lynnfield

Lynnfield has several different classes of people. First we have the guidos. All they do is cook up big pots of guido red sauce and brag about shit they accomplished. The second class is the nerds(aka the Irish) all they do is talk about TF2 and Minecraft and rant on during lunch about console wars and shit. They are sad fucks with no girlfriends or lives, usually get good grades though. The third class is the jocks(aka guidos and douchebags) Which are a bunch of fags who "flirt" with the ugly guido girls and pale ass irish nerds and think they're something else. Well, they aren't. And that leads us onto the girls, who all think they're so perfect and too fucking good for you unless you're a guido jock douchebag fag. Which is about 75% of the population. Then we have the 1% percent, the beautiful people, the alphas, the spark of hope, the prophets. Oh, wait. Fuck. There aren't any.

"Look at that guy, he's such a guido jock douchebag fag retard, I think i'll go out with him for 2 days, and then break up with him."
"Lynnfield is the source of all evil."

by Sipping Tomato Sauce February 11, 2014