Land Shark 

A verocious animal that "kills" you when you die in a very embarrassing way, such as falling off of a cliff, or blowing yourself up; on a game like Fortnite or other team based games.

Teammate 1: "Dude what happened? Who knocked you?"
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."

Land Shark by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2023

Land Shark Revolution 

The Growing Trend of couples choosing the land shark sex postion as their ideal means of sexual intercourse.

Also the adoption of 4 wheeled roller skates to replace the standard "sprinting" method, brings land sharking to a whole new level.

And when hoverboards are invented, the
act will continue to progress into an olympic sport.

"Hey buddy, I land sharked your mom last night, it was a fucking land shark revolution"
-or-
"Lately i have observed a steep increase in the number of land sharking couples. one might infer that this is indicative of a land shark revolution"

Land Shark Revolution by Senorsuave79 June 8, 2005

Tallahassee Land Shark 

When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.

Tallahassee Land Shark by That guy gettin his D WET April 11, 2009

the land shark

while engaging in intercorse the female stands against a wall as the male puts his hands above his head, (acting like a sharks fin) while charging at the women trying to peirce the rectal cavity.

the land shark

the land shark by Frank Finger March 7, 2011

Human land shark

A sexual position that must be done on hardwood floor. You bend your girl over across the room then you go on the other side get a running start and slide into that pussy and a happy ending.

like losin your virginity or breking your dick. The human land shark

Human land shark by thelegacy November 20, 2007

Dry Land Shark 

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass and letting women squirt in their faces and mouths. They will do this with any woman regardless of relationship status e.g a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress etc

This guy needs to go to the health clinic he’s been a dry land shark for ages.

No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.

Dry Land Shark by Arron j smith January 25, 2022

Dry Land Shark 

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc

This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.

No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.

Dry Land Shark by Arron j smith January 25, 2022