lard brain

When you eat too much meat at hotpot and the pork fat controls your mind.

Max had lard brain after hotpot, now he's tripping all over the walls.

by moisttowlettes September 26, 2019

get laid get paid gatorade

A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.

Jackfilm's newest YIAY featured a get laid get paid Gatorade comment.

by Some Dude Behind a monitor May 27, 2016

B'lair Roed

n. In Baltimoron, this refers to the road that runs through Baltimore, connecting it to the town of Bel Air, MD. The road is US Route 1, and within the city limits north of North Avenue, it is named "Belair Road." As there is no space between "Bel" and Air, Baltimorons pronounce it "B'lair Roed."

Hon, come oen doen 'n' see ol' Scotty here on B'lair Roed. I cain't saves ya noe money n'less you do!

- Scott Donohoo, owner of Foreign Motors, Donohoo Ford, and intermittent mayoral candidate

by Dan Weyandt October 21, 2008

hair is laid

When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair

Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!

by Perkiiperkins September 3, 2013

lardex

The all mighty destroyer of buffets

Whatch out here comes lardex. He will destroy your buffet

by Gazziger my nigger April 25, 2019

queasy chum bungled lard

Queasy chum bulguled lard is a squid in Tommyinits video "Minecraft lava ravine mod is the funniest"

Do you know where Queasy chum bungled lard is?

What?

by MtnDewLover29 February 5, 2021

banana lair

A speedo being worn, especially if the man wearing it is doing pelvic thrusts.

Tonight you will stick your hand down into your banana lair!

by The Elevator Man February 9, 2014