lahore

it hasnt been a long time that this word is being used, but it means "Montreal" or "64". Can also be written as 'Lahor'.

1:I'm from Lahore, bro
2:So you're from Pakistan?
1:Nah bro im from Montreal

by L0K0 December 18, 2016

Lahori Logic

Statements that make no logical sense at all.

The origin of this term comes from Lahore, a large city in Pakistan. "Lahori" means a person from Lahore.

Usage of this term started when people noticed that quite a few articles found in Pakistani official statements, newspapers and blogs used some extremely dubious logic to justify things. This term is now used for any articles (not just from Pakistan) that use strange arguments and twisted logic.

An example of Lahori Logic would be a recent case in Australia where four Pakistani brothers claimed that since a girl didn't wear a headscarf, was drinking alcohol and was unaccompanied, they had the right to rape her.

by bumskie March 19, 2011

Lahoo-zaher

A drawn out loser, meaning "You suck!" and usually used by people named Michael.

Tiesha, you're such a lahoo-zaher!

by tushie March 15, 2005

Lahore

A punjabi girl who puts out. A pun on Lahore, the cpoital of Punjab province in Pakistan

Jaskiran is a total lahore! She hooked up with Harkaran last night and he says she took in the butt from him!

by Rebecca the Bathyspshere July 9, 2011

lahoaded

The state of drunkness after completely shithoused, during this state it is not uncommon to blackout and vomit uncontrollabely or defecate all over yourself. Symptoms include becoming extremely defensive and emotional often resulting in crying or sobbing. Side effects may include hooking up with a person who looks like a wildebeest, alienating yourself from your friends,becoming extremely loud and obnoxious.

Guy 1: Dude I seen you at the bar last night and you were off the charts lahoaded.

Guy 2: Yeah right, I wasn't even drunk what did I do?

Guy 1: You puked all over the bar then went outside and started crying about that fat girl you hooked up with last weekend.

Guy 2: I guess I went so hard in the paint that I fouled out.

by Sir Elliot of Hamshire June 2, 2011

Lahouar

A stupid person. Nothing else...just extremely stupid.

Adam's a total lahouar.

by MoneySwagDollarDollar July 11, 2016

Laokratis

One of the four main Greek gods, alongside Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon

Hey look it’s Laokratis

by OctoGon112 June 25, 2019