The original title for the Frank Sinatra classic; 'Luck, be a lady tonight.' The title was changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a woman comprised almost entirely of cuntflaps.
Frank (singing in studio): 'Labia lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)
by Anonymous submissions December 31, 2016
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by FlyingV92 May 13, 2020
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Al went in for a Labia Dive on Ali and found something quite pleasant. It was a "win, win" situation for both parties involved.
by LongDoe October 8, 2012
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President Barack Obama: "You actually listen to the ruined American music industry?"
Former President George W. Bush: "I don't really understand what you're asking, but i love listening to Labia GoGo!!!!"
President Barack Obama: "You actually listen to the ruined American music industry?"
Former President George W. Bush: "I don't really understand what you're asking, but i love listening to Labia GoGo!!!!"
by Nonetheless June 21, 2011
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Unlike these that can be hurtful: Gay, Lesbian, Dyke, Lesbo, Butch, Bull Dyke, Frisco Dyke, etc.
Unlike these that can be hurtful: Gay, Lesbian, Dyke, Lesbo, Butch, Bull Dyke, Frisco Dyke, etc.
Janice is such a dirty Labia Licker. She's been wanting to finger bang and munch carpet on that old Cougar in the corner of the bar all night.
by SassyJax01 October 30, 2011
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by Doctor Science September 6, 2011
Get the Labia Day mug.The female equivalent of "Arabian Goggles". A female squats over a mans face engulfing his entire nose and mouth within her vagina while spreading her labia over her partners eyes.
"But Coroner, how did he die?"
"Well, from my calculations your friend Bruce suffocated during an intense Labia Goggles session. Must've forgotten the safe word."
"Well, from my calculations your friend Bruce suffocated during an intense Labia Goggles session. Must've forgotten the safe word."
by Zayo April 27, 2011
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