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lum

The patch of skin halfway between your chin and the bottom of your neck. Near the Adam's Apple. It is very stretchy, and is used for any of the following reasons;
1. Slapped to releive stress
2. Bit to show affection
3. Tugged lightly or pulled to show comradery
4. Licked to show your daring
5. Punched to seriously injure an enemy
6. Pinched to say "Stop!"
7. Tickled to awaken a sleeping giant
8. Pull with two hands to represent spirituality
"Papa Smurf will you lick my lum? Lick that lum, it's a salty lum."
"Hey, I dare you to lick that guys lum."
"I just...ARRGHHH I JUST GOTTA SLAP YER LUM!!"
"Honey, can we bite lums?"
"DIE FOUL CREATURE!" *punches lum*
"Hey, lay off, or I'll pinch your lum"
by Obby December 28, 2005
mugGet the lummug.

lum

I thought this word meant the smooth lump that a Ken doll has in the place of his genitals.
"suck my lum!"

"My ex boyfriend is hung like a Ken doll. Yeah, that's right. It was practically a lum."
by Ben Olson March 7, 2007
mugGet the lummug.

lum

A small, sad lump.
(Just remove the 'p')
"What a pathetic little lump that is."
"No, that's a lum."
by Smocko October 28, 2004
mugGet the lummug.

Lum

This term is also used to mean gay asian male.
by Josh April 11, 2005
mugGet the Lummug.

Lum

You suck so much lum, go lum yourself. ect.
by Javii January 14, 2008
mugGet the Lummug.

herd of lums

A bunch of lazy motherfuckers sitting around bumping dickheads!
There's a herd of lums in that shop
by Tim the Teamster May 19, 2018
mugGet the herd of lumsmug.

Ngai Lum

A boy who eats bananas and likes the floor yellow
by Helloitsbob May 27, 2019
mugGet the Ngai Lummug.

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