Lucien Lachance

A man who had a shitty life and loves apples. He is a complete utter bastard and lives in the Void dancing to disco music.

Lucien Lachance "Todd Howard can Kiss My fine Imperial Ass."

by Lachizzle April 19, 2018

Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.

Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.

by Headhunter Rebel January 4, 2010

lube up

(vb.) To apply lubricant to the anus or vagina in preparation for sexual congress.

Patrick: "lube up Clive, I gotta hankering for some arse lovin'"

by VegasMalone June 22, 2020

Lucie

Lucie is usually a blonde or a brown,she is an intelligent and cute girl. She is kind of on the wild side but she is very responsible.

Lucie

by Pandicorn12345 January 21, 2018

lucie

A Lucie is a girl unlike any other. She is funny, smart, a little dopey, and insanely hot. She could have any guy she wants but usually opts for the kind caring guy over the bad boy.

"Look at that Lucie over there, she is one fine ass honey!"

by CrazyDave555 March 8, 2017

Lucie

A Lucie will be the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's usually blonde or brunette or somewhere in between. She has big brown eyes and she's sexy as hell. She's tall, athletic and has a great rack. She's always cheerful, bright and a little crazy, but when you get alone with her she's gentle and caring. A Lucie is a one of a kind and one you'll always remember. If you've a Lucie count yourself lucky.

Dude, you have a Lucie? That's awesome!

by DarienLikesCarrots August 16, 2014

Word lube

When trying to deliver some bad news - or something that may not go down too well, it may be neccessary to use some word lube to ease the delivery...

It's ok, my mrs has let me have a lads night tonight, i had to use some serious word lube though!

or

Just apply some word lube and i'm sure she'll agree.

by Maria Khoury January 12, 2009