laned

the act of a friend asking you to go out for one drink and you proceed to drink enough alcohol to kill an adult gorilla

boss: oh man, you look terrible what happened to you last night

hung over guy: got laned

boss: ahhh, that explains it

by ocimatarf October 11, 2009

laned

verb. coined by B.K.

When you've been blacklisted from an Alpha Chi formal

David got laned from Alpha Chi formal because he blacked out on the golf course.

by axo1885 March 29, 2017

Copper Lined Tallit

This form of Tallit is special because of it's electricity conduction capabilities. These religious Garbs are multi purpose, serving it's normal spiritual purpose, while also acting as a radio repeater for encrypted messages involving launches of Jewish space lasers. The knots tied on the end, create a encrypted code when used to transmit signals. In a declassified document, one Jewish person replied "it's like base64 for space lasers."

General Definition.
A tallita is a fringed garment worn as a prayer shawl by religious Jews. The tallit has special twined and knotted fringes known as tzitzit attached to its four corners. The cloth part is known as the beged ("garment") and is usually made from wool or cotton, although silk is sometimes used for a tallit gadol.

EXPUNGED: High Command says that it's time to transmit, put the Copper Lined Tallit inside the Goldstien device.
EXPUNGED: okay it's broadcasting time, you want to do it or can i?
EXPUNGED: quit being the one with the masive go and just start the Goldstien device, i'll start the rest.
EXPUNGED: Massive go? or massive ego?
*End of recording*

by Michelthegreatest October 18, 2023

luned out

the process of taking Ecstasy and sleeping pills at the same time. originated from taking Lunesta®

i'm hella luned out right now

by Mr.fishscales August 8, 2011

lwned

Much like it's harsher, more severe brothers owned and pwned, lwned means to be dominated or defeated in some way by another, but perhaps just a smaller victory.

While Owning something is completely, Lwning (Loaning) something is temporary.

"GOD DAMMIT THIS GAME SUCKS"
"NO U DO!! AHAHAHA!! LWNED!!"

by Gregory July 10, 2006

lined up

Scheduled, planned

What have you got lined up for tonight?

by Aistriuchan July 1, 2016

leper-laned

When ordering food from a drive-thru restaurant, if your order is sufficiently exceptional or complex that you are directed to pull forward to a parking space.

Ted insisted on his fries being extra crispy, so we got leper-laned.

by Sensei Ted November 18, 2012