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Louisville

A cool industrial working class city up in Kentucky.
Louisville is an amazing city.
by Death Menace April 15, 2023
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Louisville

A city with the most retarded pronunciation you could come up with when you first read its name.
Ohioan: Hey, you wanna head over to Louisville (louis-ville) later?
Kentuckian: *proceeds to ridicule the ohioan, instead pronouncing louisville some convoluted other way, often adding or removing consonant and vowel sounds for no reason.*
by ArbysChickenSandwichesSuckAss November 9, 2025
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Louisville Flute

When a flexible man performs fellatio on himself. Typically a man from Louisville, KY that is REALLY into yoga.
His “date” was a bust so he we went home and played the Louisville Flute, apparently he’s quite the flautist.
by WOMBAT86 April 13, 2019
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Louisville Shuffle

When you are having sex with a girl in missionary and you pull out and shuffle up her body like a crab and cum in her face. Absolutely electic move
I wanted to cum on her face but I was too far away, so I had to pull a Louisville shuffle to get up there.
by Derbychaser2019 May 5, 2019
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louisville smuggler

Sex act of a woman giving oral sex, and anal pleasure with a vibrator to a man, while she is shitting in a toilet.
Dude, she hit him with the Louisville Smuggler!
by Punker1977 May 15, 2015
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Louisville Lawnmower

The Louisville Lawnmower is performed by taking a length of anal beads (the longer the better) and fully submerging it in a girls anus, then placing your hand (palm down) on her asscheek and frimly gripping the string of beads with your other hand. Quickley removed said beads as if you were starting an old lawnmower
guy1: my mom said shes mad at you dude

Guy2: whys that?

Guy1: She said you gave her the Louisville Lawnmower last night.
by spc bean March 24, 2011
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Louisville Woodchipper

A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.
We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.
by DangNasty October 5, 2006
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