Lobbywhorepro

One that plays video games and types in a very annoying fashion on purpose that uses ;) when he or she does an amazing melee attack or headshot. This person also types constantly and the most out of all the other players while getting first place, highest score, highest kill streaks and rubs everyone's faces in it while he or she does it. As lobbywhoresays : "the ultimate troll"

Superfaded: Man I'm rolling the most sticky ickiest blunt in the world, you guys cant compare. . . boom headshot

Superfaded: omg watch that killcam broner

Superfaded: wow I'm so faded guys. . . amazing juke stab

Superfaded: I'm the best COD4 player in the world bitches

Player 2: The most annoying thing in the world is a lobbywhorepro

by urbandictionaryrulesass October 24, 2011

Hobby-Lobbying

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.

Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."

by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010

LOLbated

When you laugh out loud at your own joke.

OMFG I totally just LOLbated.

by mtPoopsAlot April 26, 2017

lolly-gag

To goof, to waste time, to procrastinate. mostly said by hipsters and old farts.

stop lolly-gagging and get off that nintendo! you have homework to do!

by la negra May 13, 2005

Hobby Lobby

An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.

Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:

• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions

Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.

by CapnMarrrrk July 2, 2014

lolbnr

Acronym for "laughing out loud but not really". Because how many times are you actually laughing out loud when you type "lol"?

Exactly.

Guy: ...That's what she said!
Dude: LOLBNR

by cattleman7x7 August 30, 2007

lolbraham Lincoln

when something is so funny it has epic proportions. Only a sorceror the likes of Abraham Lincoln could describe how funny it is.

Guy 1 : Did you see that dude fail just then?
Guy 2 : Yea it was well the lolbraham lincoln.

by kichwa omalley July 24, 2010