Thundercock Capital Management LLC

A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls

Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!

by D Flawless June 8, 2020

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC (NCS) was founded in Virginia Beach, VA in 2009. NCS is the dopest computer repair service on the planet. They have already spread throughout 95% of the entire universe. They currently have their eyes set on earth however they are definitely taking their sweet time. The identity of their true leader is currently unknown but there are a few known facts. We do know that their owner is a man and we have heard that he is extremely handsome. If you come across him, be extemely cautious when looking into his eyes. He seems to have the ability to control your mind and somewhat alter reality. Just to be on the safe side, you should probably "like" them on their facebook page.

www.facebook.com/NinjaComputerSolutions

Their website is www.NinjaComputerSolutions.com just in case you decide that you want to have your technology worked on.

Dude: Shit, my computer just broke!

Dude's Friend: Yo, contact Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC, they'll fix that shit fast as hail!

by Akatsuki Leader October 11, 2011

Stone Line Sales LLC

An Amish owned business in Pennsylvania where the owner uses his "Amish-ness" to con people into working for him. Because he's Amish, there's no official legal documentation you're an employee. So when he promises you 5% of all sales, he can go back on his word and pay you nothing for 22 weeks.

Stone Line Sales LLC rips workers off and pays in "experience" only.

by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021

Legend Empire Records LLC

A Global music record label out of Washington DC founded by a music artist known as Jr Da Artist.

Come to Legend Empire Records LLC we’re music artist become legendary.

by Jr Da Artist November 26, 2021

LLC Brotherhood

When three friends from Lakeland College all have sexual intercourse with the same girl.

"Hey dude did you hear Walker was in there last night? Now him, Pecker and Brendan have an LLC Brotherhood going on."

by walkerbalan1 February 26, 2020

Shit Bank Llc

Its a bank that works and does its job. Any process controls that require additional functionality outside the standard definitions of banking may be done at shit bank llc, for any other banking needs please refer to the normal bank brand names advertised in every country

Could you find shit bank llc anywhere? No I couldn't find shit bank llc there's only normal banks with normal banking activity. Zero balances are cool for everyone! Everyone should have zero balances for years with no work arrounds.

by Patrick the Starfish001 January 6, 2024

LLC

The LLC is the Lemont Lithuanian Clan. The clan mostly only refers to the lithuanian male hoes in LHS but can also be used to refer to the large lithuanian population.

Who were you with last night?

I was with ****, why?
Babe he’s in the LLC

by BlueMan07 January 15, 2024