Laying the Scunion

Laying the Scunion can mean a multitude of things. The most general definition is as follows: To completely and utterly fuck shit up.

Hey man, what are you doing tonight? I don't know man..... probably gonna be laying the scunion.

by hey man325152 March 26, 2010

Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012

Laying Conduit

The act of inserting a rock-solid, erect penis into a female co-worker. Commonly performed raw in most cases.

Where has Logan been? Logan is in the janitor's closet with Katelyn Laying Conduit.

by CHOFAJ July 28, 2021

Laying Some Pipe

When a man is giving it hard to his female lover in any of the multiple sexual positions.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear I was laying some pipe doggie style with Susie last night?"

Dude 2: "No way I have wanted to hit that for months now."

by Excelsior0509 December 12, 2007

Laying a bead

ejaculating, busting a nut, etc.

Originated from the welding industry. To connect two pieces of steel, one must lay a bead.

Who laid a bead on my couch?
I laid a bead across her face.

by g_slice December 21, 2004

laying a brick

having a shit

by Bennett January 16, 2003

Laying ropes

Large cumshot to the face that heavily resembles a rope

bruh I was just laying ropes on her face

by Rosales420 January 21, 2015