e.P.I.L.F.any

a sudden realization of a person you'd like to have sex with

I was walking down the street when i had an e.P.I.L.F.any of my friends mom.

by grappler119 November 8, 2009

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck...

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. about the new rims on yo car

by J Thompson December 11, 2005

M.I.L.F

Mother Id Like To Fuck

Piro: OMFG have you seen Brett’s mum.
Doodlebot: Yeh man she is Grade A M.I.L.F material.

by maniclama April 23, 2006

t.i.l.f.

teacher i'd like to f*ck.

Man, i've got a t.i.l.f. in history.

by emilyy. June 13, 2008

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

stands for - Do I Look Like I Give A F*@k

when you couldn't care less..

Pronounced Dilly-Gaf
simmilar to D GAF and D GAS

When someone feels the need to tell you something you don't care about

friend- 'wow did you hear the teacher is having a baby!'
me- 'D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F?!'

by Kiewwa54 October 30, 2007

G.I.L.F.

Similar 2 MILF, insted of an M you add a G.

Gradmas I'd Like To Fuck

"Yo, Gustache check that GILF over there" "Daym her hips dont lie"

"When i went to the nursing home i saw quite a few GILFS." mmm

G.I.L.F.

by Yung baby face Killa June 20, 2007

S.I.L.F.

Sandwich I'd Like To Fuck

A Sandwich made so perfectly one would be able to fornicate with previously mentioned sandwich.

"Oh man, that was such a good sandwich I'd basically call that a S.I.L.F."

Guy 1: "dude I just had the best S.I.L.F."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "SANDWICH I'D LIKE TO FUCK!"

by JoJo Martinez October 1, 2006