Kazakhstan

a nation which contains a large number of Russian-speaking beautiful asian looking women.

I went to Kazakhstan and had sex with this hot girl.

by Ikar September 25, 2005

Kazakstan

Ancient land in Central Asia with ancient burials and land. The ethnic Kazaks are Azin and our ancestors fought with the Persians against the Alexander the Great and was part of Ghengis Khan's and the Huns' land. Home to other cultures such as Russians, Ukranians, Germans, and other people from stan countries. Kazakstan is a formal Soviet state and one of the original lands of the Turks. Some of Kazakstan's people left during the Soviet days to China, yet are returning. The movie "Borat..." was never filmed there and thus never showed the true people or culure, yet definantly helped people become more aware of it.

Kazakstan is an ancient land with rich culture, great ancient burials, and landscapes.

by Teemac November 13, 2006

Kazakhstan's Prostitutes

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry

"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"

by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016

kazakh

Dash is the coolest nation in da world!!!

Yo homie, being Kazakh is sooo damn great!!!

by Aseke July 28, 2004

Kazakhstan

The most beautiful country in the world, has a lot of lovely places. Kazakhstan has two main cities: Almaty and Astana. Astana is the capital and Almaty is, probably, the place for young people. I came from Almaty and I really like this city. Mmmm, yeah, soo, Kazakhstan has two main languages: Russian and Kazakh. Why Russian?? Mmm, maybe because we have a lot of russians in our city, so we started to learn their language, they are like bros for us. We live in peace, friendship and Borat has no relationship to kazakhs :)

- Where are you from?
- I am from Kazakhstan!!!
- More details please, cuz I am from there tooo!
- I am from Almaty, and my question is " Why the fuck are we speaking English if we are from the same country?"
- Ohhh, idk
- Dafuq, why are we still continuing doing it
- Goddamn, i just don't know
- Ok, fine....

by Naiman_777 May 9, 2013

kazakstan

Greatest Country in the world.

All other countries are run by little girls!
Kazakstan number one...

by sebastiancee November 10, 2007

Kazakh Sword Fight

A contest where two men fight with only their bare penises. The match ends when one man is shamed into defeat and bows out.

Yo dude, did you hear about Brett?
-Yeah man, he got into a Kazakh sword fight with his roommate.
We probably shouldn't hang out with them anymore
-Yeah let's not.

by fearandloathinginnh April 24, 2008