kentucky love tunnel

Hey girl, take out them dentures and let me hit that Kentucky love tunnel!

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Kentucky Plug

The Kentucky Plug is a sex position where the man puts his thumb in a woman who is on her period to stop the bleeding

“Omg Lauren he gave me the Kentucky plug last night in bed it was so hot it went in so deep in my vag”

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The act of defecating in someones kitty litter and blaming it on the cat.

After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.

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When you are having sex with a woman from behind and stick your thumb in her butthole.

Brandon: “She let you stick your thumb in her ass?”
Scott: “Yeah I gave her that Kentucky thumb!”

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When you spit on the toilet paper and then wipe your butt with it.

I feel super fresh, clean, and confident after my Kentucky wet wipe.

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The description of someone who is ferociously fried.

Person 1: “American nazis invaded Czechoslovakia in 1982”
Person 2: “Bro, you’re actually Kentucky fried as fuck”

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the act of shitting into another persons butthole, and having them shit out the shit that you shit into their ass onto your chest.

i gave jonny a kentucky dumptruck last night after we went out for coffee.

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