Kunkle

Loser; Idoit; Somebody who knows NOTHING.

Jacob Kunkle is a Kunkle.

by Dumbbitch69 June 2, 2011

Kunkles

When you're so fat, your Knuckles can't been seen. Also, not being able to distinguish from the back of your hand and where your knuckles should be.

I got hit by that fatty's kunkles, but it didn't hurt.

by Steparin September 24, 2009

kunkler

A really fat kid who likes to do agile activities, like rowing.

That boat would be so much faster without a kunkler in the rear.

by Himynameisliam October 5, 2016

Kunkle

A Kunkle is a painful course in which you are forced to do 20,000 pages of book work on eastern Asia.

Mr. Kullowatz just put me through the worst kunkle of my life!

by chrissiet May 6, 2011

Kunkle

To do anything of a sexual nature to someone of the opposite sex, code for something dirty that allows you talk openly in front of strangers/others/parents/ladies..

"Oh god, we kunkled all over the house.. even on the washing machine"

"I kunkled the living shit out of her"

"dude, i kunkled her right in the face"

"have you ever kunkled someone in an airplane toilet... awesome!"

by radman!!!!! September 26, 2007

Kunkle

When a girl gives you a foot job while you fuck her with your recently prolapsed anus

"Holy shit bro, I kunkled her so hard last night I think I don't think it will relapse back in!"

by Edward Smellric August 14, 2016

Mouse Kunkle

Mostly means a child molester/pervert who is always wearing tight pants to lure girls in, and is starting to bald

girls little at the pants and some think good and others think all fuck that, im not mess with that mouse kunkle

by Semper_[Fi] October 8, 2009