Kristofer

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks

Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

Kristomer service

A buissiness serviceman with complete disregard for customers. Often the persons name will start with a K, even though it shouldn't. Always very flamboyant. Often masturbates, not for the great feeling of his hand on his privates, but for the feeling male privates in his hand. A real douche!

Kris gave that customer some Kristomer service again. We don't have to worry about them calling back.

by Salmon1 September 25, 2010

Kristofer

Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis.

(Which promotes his sexual life.)

Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream.

Watch out for stray hairs.

God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store.

by gorillagirl69 February 21, 2010

Kristofer

A cool was cunt with a massive cock and likes boobs that are big

Kid: i have a kristofer
Friend :Ohhhhh so u have a massive cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

kriztoff

Short baller that got a huge cock.

I want to be a kriztoff.

by Giga Chad69420 October 14, 2020

kristoffercoon

The most amazing person on Tumblr. Really caring and will always be there for friends. Known as coon or Redo. Really cute too.

"Hey, who's tumblr do you recommend?"
"Oh, you should def check out kristoffercoon."

by huhuehue September 13, 2013

krisztofer

A Hungarian boy who is always there for other but hides his inner emotions and like to deal with them by himself.he is always fascinated with himself in the mirror.He always listens to some kind of emo music,and loves to play along

Krisztofer you mean that emo kid

Krisztofer you mean that talented musicians

by Ikog October 7, 2019