This theory is advancing the fact that a person’s breasts get bigger after eating a lot of food for lunch. However, it isn’t certified by any scientists, but I believe in myself and that’s all that matters.
-Wow Marina, your boobs are looking bigger than usual, what happened?
- Oh I just ate lunch, based on the Aniko-Kristo theory, that would explain why my boobs are looking a bit bloated right now.
- Oh I just ate lunch, based on the Aniko-Kristo theory, that would explain why my boobs are looking a bit bloated right now.
by Aniko-chan >:) November 10, 2020
Get the The Aniko-Kristo theory mug.A norwegian name that means "the Dark God of all puny humans" from norse language. Kristoffer was a term used by vikings in the dark ages to describe all Dark Gods basically, and is therefor also the considered meaning of the Devil and all Evil in the world.
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Kristofer, the correct spelling for the often misspelled name, Christopher. Kristofer is highly superior to Christopher in every single way. Kristofer is known for being intelligent, gorgeous, chivalrous, kind, and loving unlike his clearly inferior counterpart, Christopher, who is known for being cruel, smelly, ugly, and most of all, stupid. Kristofer is simply amazing and perfect.
Hot Girl: I'm dating a guy named Kristofer.
Friend: Wait, is he a Christopher with a C or a Kristofer with a K?
Hot Girl: Kristofer with a K, obviously. I would never date a Christopher with a C. God no. That's just disgusting.
Friend: You're so lucky. I wish I had a Kristofer with a K.
Friend: Wait, is he a Christopher with a C or a Kristofer with a K?
Hot Girl: Kristofer with a K, obviously. I would never date a Christopher with a C. God no. That's just disgusting.
Friend: You're so lucky. I wish I had a Kristofer with a K.
by KristoferIsPerfect August 29, 2010
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by FlyAwayCake May 28, 2018
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typically this is a very awesome person to hang out/date. so always watch out for him. if given the chance, ask this person out. this person will always protect you.
but never make him mad or he will rip your head off.
typically this is a very awesome person to hang out/date. so always watch out for him. if given the chance, ask this person out. this person will always protect you.
but never make him mad or he will rip your head off.
by Dahemoone April 7, 2011
Get the kristov mug.Kristodia is a name that means belong to God. It is broken drown into Kristo , Dia in twi a language spoken in Ghana it means that child with that name means they belong to God.
Her name is Kristodia.
by Krissy A April 23, 2019
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