Someone who has a mix of Blonde and Red hair. Gets around all the negatives of being a ginger in younger years but grows into the soul sucking lifestyle after puberty.
DAVE: Why do I get a creepy vibe from you?
KERMIT: Probably because im a Kringle!
DAVE: What is a Kringle?
KERMIT: A Kringle is someone who plays the fence of normal society by having half blonde hair but deep down will always be weird and socially unaccepted due to my ginger roots.
KERMIT: Probably because im a Kringle!
DAVE: What is a Kringle?
KERMIT: A Kringle is someone who plays the fence of normal society by having half blonde hair but deep down will always be weird and socially unaccepted due to my ginger roots.
by McLovinDeez July 14, 2018
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They Worship at a given website which contains humorous quotes and even more humorous people. Created By a person in the alias of Veragoot, A notorious spammer of the aforementioned website, the religion has few followers at the time being. Also Seeming to be opposed By a group known as Krinonymous. Worshiping includes praying to Krin for a new game, And including yourself in such activities as their unique forum games.
They Worship at a given website which contains humorous quotes and even more humorous people. Created By a person in the alias of Veragoot, A notorious spammer of the aforementioned website, the religion has few followers at the time being. Also Seeming to be opposed By a group known as Krinonymous. Worshiping includes praying to Krin for a new game, And including yourself in such activities as their unique forum games.
We are Krinonymous, We do not forgive, We do not forget. Expect Us.
Join the game for fame! Become a Krinolagist!
I Spam Krinology! /spam
Join the game for fame! Become a Krinolagist!
I Spam Krinology! /spam
by Krinonymous March 4, 2008
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Kringo
• klingon
• kringle
• Kring
• kringe
• kingoftheworld
• kingo
• kringleberry
• KingOfWrong
• kringelig
This phrase is pretty much useful in any situation. It shows that you are a higher individuals than others.
In a game of baseball, Johnny has just pitched a no-hitter.
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!
A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!
A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!
by Ass Kicka June 5, 2011
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I saw Frank and Scooter fighting behind the gas station. Frank grabbed him and went for a headbutt, but Scooter reared back and turned it into a Klingon mind meld!
by PTTG May 4, 2015
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by Douchbag Steve August 31, 2019
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Singular : Klingon.
Undiligent wiping of the anus post defecation causes excrement to remain on the anal follicles. Eventually the excrement will dry and form tiny spheres that attach themselves to your anal follicles.
In extreme cases the "klingons" can encompass many follicles which can make them painful to remove.
Worf: A very large "klingon".
Singular : Klingon.
Undiligent wiping of the anus post defecation causes excrement to remain on the anal follicles. Eventually the excrement will dry and form tiny spheres that attach themselves to your anal follicles.
In extreme cases the "klingons" can encompass many follicles which can make them painful to remove.
Worf: A very large "klingon".
John entered the room looking depressed.
"What's wrong John? you look so unhappy" said Mandy.
"I went to the Doctor for an anal examination this morning but I forgot to shower. He told me go home and wash the "klingons" off my butt. I was so embarrassed" said John.
"Oh John. I do love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said John
"What's wrong John? you look so unhappy" said Mandy.
"I went to the Doctor for an anal examination this morning but I forgot to shower. He told me go home and wash the "klingons" off my butt. I was so embarrassed" said John.
"Oh John. I do love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said John
by Skinupman November 21, 2004
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