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krill

A group of people or a person that is indie or is a hipster.
That coffee shop is full of krill.
by AJ Hochenadel March 31, 2009
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krill fucker

Someone with a penis so small he can copulate with minute crustations.
Matt thinks he's hot shit but he's just a krill fucker.
by LuraV May 8, 2008
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krillin

A funny, short, and slightly manipulative Shaolin monk. Best friend of Goku. Husband of 18. Father of Marron.
"Hey Frieza? Want to try that again?" *Moons him* "Here's your target!"
by Chris September 29, 2003
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krilling

The act of standing in an area with a large amount of women passing through and hitting on as many as possible in a short period of time. Typically outside the exit at bar closing time or ideally at the bottom of the escalator leaving one of Vegas' fancier clubs. Based on the way whales just swim with their mouths open through schools of krill and eat as much as they can.
"Its almost 4:00 AM, let's head over to Tao and do some krilling before we hit the strip clubs."
by Summer of Rob March 6, 2009
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Krill dick

Derived from “coke dick”

A definition for the penis when it isn’t participating after a heavy sesh from the “Beak-end”
When the pepperami is that small it would turn you vegan. When it is a Micro penis, that you’ll need a telescope to fucking look for it. When it’s just a bit of foreskin you know think it’s a growth.
Katie tried to defend Josh about not having a “krill dick”
by AsianPersuasionChop July 9, 2019
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benji krolll

have you heard about benji krolll? yes he is framed:(
by benjeyfan September 18, 2020
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Krill

Usually a person who
a)Smokes a BUNCH of weed
b)Wears V-Neck's
c)Constantly at little corner cafe's

But there are two different types.
The rich ones always wear american apparel, jersey knit v-necks. They are usually really huge jerks, and listen to the more "upscale" indie music. Nobody likes them, and everyone calls them emo. Usually gay/bi, or at least everyone thinks so. They're obsessed with their macbook, and making sure they look "fashionable." Which usually means that you copy everyone else. And you read nylon, even though you're a boy.

The average ones just wear whatever they can find at the salvation army. Sometimes they accessorize with hemp baja jackets.
They are usually the trendy ones that everyone like. They don't shop at hot topic, and they definitely aren't gay. They just live up life with cappucinos, and awesome marijuana. Sometimes they have dreads, but that becomes too hippy-ish, so in order to be a real krill, cut those dreads!

PS
Most Krill are men. It isn't cool to be a girl krill.
1 "Dude. Look in that Starbucks."
2 "Woah, his tight v-neck, his skinny jeans, his loose beanie. Must be a krill."
by Coool_Krill_Kid_283 January 18, 2009
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