A female of the Chav species. The comman Kappa slapper is usually wearing Kappa labeled sports attire, hair is usually bleached blonde, donning roots and scraped back into a high side ponytail in order to look semi Ghetto. Usually hangs around bus stops and the local hangouts to look Street, Dope and Down. Usually asks passers buy for money, cigarettes, and to borrow your Mobile phone (cell phone) only to later steal it to sell off in order to buy crack.
Location: Town Centre.
Kappa Slapper 1: S'cuse me mate, you got time on ya?
Passer-by: Yes its two o'clock
Kapper Slapper 1: Thanks mate, you got any ciggys on ya?
Passer-by: No, sorry
Kapper Slapper 2: Your well gay
Kapper Slapper 1: 'Ere mate lend us your phone i need to call me mam
Passer-by: Er, ok, here... (gives phone)
Kapper Slapper 1: TAXED!
(Runs away with phone)
Kapper Slapper 2 (Calls out): See ya later - Minge
Kappa Slapper 1: S'cuse me mate, you got time on ya?
Passer-by: Yes its two o'clock
Kapper Slapper 1: Thanks mate, you got any ciggys on ya?
Passer-by: No, sorry
Kapper Slapper 2: Your well gay
Kapper Slapper 1: 'Ere mate lend us your phone i need to call me mam
Passer-by: Er, ok, here... (gives phone)
Kapper Slapper 1: TAXED!
(Runs away with phone)
Kapper Slapper 2 (Calls out): See ya later - Minge
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Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
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Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
See also:
Mouth Breather
Klassy Lassy
Lad A: Word round school is that Tracy will suck you off for fifty pence!
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!
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