Mein krampf

Air humping someone against there consent while they're drinking out of a water fountain, air rape, in a sense

"You're getting mein krampf'd" -Eric 2019

by Ah-pee August 16, 2019

Krampus

The demonic version of Santa Claus

Friend: Dude my dad is a real krampus

by Ron steel March 24, 2016

Krampus

A creature of legend who aided St. Nicholas, one of the inspirations for Santa Claus. Some say he aided St. Nick, others say he went after the Naughty children the night before he came; The Anti-Santa Claus, deliverer of coal, spankings, kidnapping truly evil children in his big black sack to never be seen again.

Don't be a naughty child, or Krampus will get you!

by Krampus X December 7, 2009

Krumpits

"Short People" or Midgets if you will, that dance a style known as "Krumping"

Steve: Did you see the group of Krumpits at the show last night?

Dave: Ya, They were off the hook!!!

by Michael Busey July 3, 2011

KrampusInADressism

A religion that is worshipping Krampus in a dress.

"Hey Todd, have you worshipped our lord and savior KrampusInADressism?" Jenny asked

"Yes Jenny, I think Krampus should have a neko outfit this week." KrampusInADressism is a great religion to practice often.

by IOutLawsI June 17, 2021

Krampus Nights

Nights beginning traditionally on December 5'th, celebrating the legend of Krampus. In parts of Europe, people dress as Krampus, spanking women with birch branches, going door to door to scare children, only to be bought off by the parents giving them smokes and liquor.

Krampus Nights have expanded into Krampus Weekends, some are moving to make Krampus Nights from December 5'th to December 24'th as a chance to vent one's frustrations and anti-consumer induced holiday spirit as lies. Krampus Nights are a chance to rant about what frustrates you, get it out of your system, then enjoy the holiday season as intended.

I'm going to Austria to celebrate Krampus Nights! Booze, smokes and spankings! Who could ask for more?

by Krampus X December 7, 2009

krumping

See krump. A new stlye of dancing in which tommy the clown began. It is best described as raw, natual and expressive freedom of body. It gave people an alternative to violence and kepts kids off the streets.

Did you see those kids krumping last night? Man they were getting buck!

by caroline July 8, 2005