kongming

Kongenesis 1:1 In the beginning, the great and mighty Kong laid down the standards for today. With his mighty and incredible phallus, he was easily able to subdue every single member of the female species within less than a year. And, behold, the world saw that this Kong was not a mere mortal, but a God amongst men, and so he was worshiped by all men, and his phallus was worshiped by all women.

The legacy of Kongming will be revered for millenia to come.

by |>|-|1|_ April 20, 2007

kongi

a deep sexual desire that can be taken care through the 'attention' of the opposite sex. Commonly used in Nigeria

"guy leave that girl, is it kongi thats killing you"

by regent boy October 27, 2012

Kongfish

A person on X-box LIVE who is funny, smart and all around fun to be around.

That Kongfish is one funny dude.

by Danithblah May 22, 2010

konga

A restaurant located near BRCI that mainly serves french fries.
Caswell Cafe's main competition.

Bill: Going to Konga today, man? *claps hands and extends for a low five*
Greg: Ohh yeah! *low fives Bill*

by Kirk Killzul January 8, 2008

Konga

A large, rather obese black women, who does mostly nothing all day except for sleep and eat. These "Konga" are often very lonely, and find friends in other konga and younger white boys.

(Person 1): Hey, there's a girl for you!
(Person 2): "Hey...yeah, but she's not a Konga"

by 4211rulez June 17, 2011

Konoai

Konoai meaning everyone, is a small itty bitty island on Earth and 6 other planets that is a peaceful world and dimension. Konoai is where everything is a lot better than Earth but doesn’t want to be noticed. Air Travel is recommended when visiting, and certain directions are used to get there; however, no one knows those directions.

A1: Hey man, have you seen Konoai?
A2: No, all left.
A1: Aw man!

by isdatyou? May 16, 2021

KONKAIDED

something or somebody that isn't right .

ken is konkaided , that thing looks konkaided

by Stolenriches January 8, 2022