Kobza

A man who has a deep voice and yells a lot

Hey is that a kobza?

Yes

by Popper638386 December 3, 2018

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

Mortal Kombat X

A game that has evolved extremely over the last 2 decades. A good alternative to masturbation, especially when you get really stressed.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Mortal Kombat X with your daddy?

Boy: But dad, that game looks scary... Dad?

Dad: *Burns Call of Duty Ghosts* Dad wins, Fatality!

Boy: *faints*

by Davcoll, the swag monkey thing May 1, 2015

Kobaryo

Kobaryo is a GENIUS who makes j-core for LifeEEEEEE. kobaryo is a japanese music producer which means he doesn't get much attention in worldwide. And since he's a japanese music producer,it means he must have the power OF THE WILDANES(camellia reference sorry lol).
Kobaryo can literally turn annoying sounds like Machine Gun Noises into A FUCKING GOOD MELODY. Japanese music producer ARE SO GUUUUD. SO WHY DO THEY SO UNDERRATED? HOW CAN GOD ALLOW SUCH UNFAIRNESS?DOES GOD EVEN EXIST(yes)? In the end,
Kobaryo holds the skills japanese talent.
A absolute Legend

1.OMFG,Kobaryo COLLABORATE WITH Camellia!!! OMG IM SHAKING AND CRYING AND SHIVERING AND DYING AND MASTURBATING RN
2. Yo,This Kobaryo's track made my pp so hard
3.AIIIIIIII RETARDS,HAVE YOU LISTENED TO Kobaryo NEW TRACK?IT FUCKING HIT 66666666666BPM

by a kool guy obviously February 4, 2019

Kombayn Nikoladze

The main villain in the first splinter cell for Xbox and PS2. He was the president of the former republic of Georgia before he invaded Azerbaijan and jacked all their oil.

Kombayn is a good man who has strong influential and govenmental success.

by Loks July 7, 2005

mortal kombat

A violent, bloody, but fun fighting game series which spawned one of the best videogame-based movies ever. Mainly features a Shaolin warrior called Liu Kang, who must keep the Earth realm safe from interdimensional sorcerers who just want to take over the world and change it to their desires.

Liu Kang put the kicking on Shang Tzung during the last Mortal Kombat tournament.

by AYB October 16, 2003

mortal kombat

A game that makes every hardcore gamer that remebers it from back in 1992 to shed tears of untold joy.A game that every gamer wants it to play until his last breath.The game that has two of this side of the universe at least kick ass characters. Scorpion and Sub-Zero.And hope to have unlimited sequels.PLAY IT NOW!

Shao Kahn:Finish him...
Sub-Zero:Krrr...KKKK!!!(Head rip with spine).

by Alex. February 15, 2005