knob gobbler

1. One who is found in social situations with breath smelling of semen. A low-end fellatrix (or fellator)

2. An insult among bros, like fag or gay

1. Here comes the Ferret, quick hide me; she is one narsty knob gobbler

2.Butler? I was hobnobbin' with that knob gobbler at the hobnob at Knobler's Gob.

by testacular August 16, 2016

Knob Gobbler

someone who sucks cock (literally) or similar to the term "cock sucker" for someone you think is a dickhead

homophobic term

I dont like Fred I reckon he's a knob gobbler.

by Jaydyn January 6, 2012

Knob Gobbler

A Knob Gobbler is a term used to describe a woman whose main goal in life is to receive as much "Knob" as possible per day. The average amount of "Knob" per day for a professional Knob Gobbler is about 5, any less is a travesty. Normally a Knob Gobbler would take it in the mouth but the arse is often accepted as a valid mean of Gobbling.

Joe: You see that girl over there? She noshed me right off the other day, TOTAL KNOB GOBBLER!

by Electic_Potato March 9, 2014

Knob Gobbler

A person who likes to frequently intake male genitalia.

Lucy was such a "knob Gobbler" last night.

by Shadbob October 1, 2021

knob gobbler

(n): refers to any of the clean and well-spoken members of the Land Rec crew (non-staff... except for Parise since he fits the definition).

Keep reaching for that rainbow!
synonym cock nibbler,idiot,moron, scatterbrain

Jack pine need sunlight ya fackin' knob gobbler!

by GT August 11, 2004

knob gobbler

A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions

There was nothing left of me after that knob gobbler gobbled my knob.

by testacular August 16, 2016

Knob gobbler

Oral fixation with cylindrical objects, not necessarily sexual but usually is.ï

Just drink your beer without swallowing the bottle too, damn knob gobbler!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018