pissy knickers

Refers to someone who needs to urinate often after a few beers and may be found with wet patches down one's legs!

Look at pissy knickers over there!

by misscheeky April 7, 2009

Peeing your knickers

Expression often uttered by the notorious Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen in response to overly-excited contestants that deliver 1 decently cooked dish and shit the bed for the rest of service.

Girl 1: OMG chef Ramsay served my wellington! *high five*
GR: Don't start peeing your knickers yet Amanda you slow cow.

by Adequate Quality May 12, 2019

Porridge Knickers

A condition that results in the soiling of female undergarments due to extreme sexual excitement. This results in the kickers appearing to have a porridge like colour and texture stained into them.

I brought a durty yoke home from the Lodge last night and she was foaming at the gash - serious case of porridge knickers lying on my floor in the morning.

by Paulie Cee December 7, 2010

french knickers

A type of wide-legged knickers, normally made from silk or satiny material, often trimmed with lace.

During the summer, Woofie found the coolest underthings were french knickers, unless she went commando. She loved a gentle breeze on her beaver.

by w00fdawg October 9, 2005

neapolitan knickers

The disgusting state of a proper old slappers gusset. Vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, the lot.

Fuck me got my end away last night but that dirty old tart had neapolitan knickers.

by prince30 July 31, 2009

jizzy knickers

When in the heat of the moment you pull the girls pants to the side, slide in and out until the point of ejaculation.. the cum runs out and covers her pants causing Jizzy Knickers..

As Tom blew up inside of her, he gently whispered in her ear, 'sorry love you guna get jizzy knickers!

by Simsplat November 24, 2011

Fizzy Knickers

Result of uncontrollable public horneyness. Literally frothing everywhere.

Gemma: "Mark, thinking about last nights sex is giving me fizzy knickers"
Mark:"well let's have sex again right now?"
Gemma: "definitley. i'm so horney. or we could just go munting?"

by funglejunk November 27, 2009