kneezers

noun, referring to the religious who kneel and pray/genuflect/meditate

The downtown church has a real collection of kneezers on Friday mornings.

by mmhg7 April 21, 2010

Kneeied

When both knees on the ground

My friend Maria and I kneeied for VHL

by Adriannacas May 17, 2022

Kneejerk Feminist

Someone who complains about lack of female representation immediately upon such a thought crossing their mind, often without an argument (let alone a logical and meritocratically-backed one) for, and sometimes even without examples of, women that should be included.

"Congratulations to Mark, Aidan, Zachary and Flynn of our university's programming team who won the gold medal at the national hackathon!"
Kneejerk feminist on social media: "wHy nO wOmEn?!?!?1?"
Everyone in the replies: "Do u want us to have lost or what. No woman even came close to making the team. Highest female scorer on the team selection test couldn't even manage half the points of the worst man on the team lmao"
Kneejerk feminist: "IMPOSSIBLE!! Selection test RIGGED!!!!1!"

by AL1QU0T October 10, 2024

sneaky kneeler

Sexual position in which an individual who is providing oral sex, surprisingly sticks a finger into the anus of recipient.

Bro, Janice gave me a sneaky kneeler last night. I kind of liked it!

by Runningforpresident January 2, 2017

Dough kneeders

A lady with a pair of breasts so large, one could kneed dough between them.

"Paul was completly gobsmacked when he finally managed to get angelines bra off , she had tits so big that you could kneed dough between them " a right pair of dough kneeders.

by #big H July 26, 2022