VHL 

Similar to a HVL, a VHL is another term for a "Pool Rat". A VHL spends a lot of time at the pool, usually equal to or very close to the hours of the paid lifeguards even when it is closed due to thunder and/or rain. The VHL often knows many or even more pool rules then actual lifeguard staff members. In addition, the VHL often spends more time in the guard office talking to paid lifeguards, then in the water.

Julia: "What are you doing in the guard office?"
Nate: "Don't worry about it?"
Julia: "Why not?"
Nate: "Because I am the VHL?"
Julia: "Oh...your the Volunteer Head Lifeguard?"

VHL by PondsHeadVolunteerLifeguard June 28, 2010

VHL 

Also known as the Victory Hockey League,
It is a place for people with no hopes and dreams to come and make fiction hickey players to reach a level in which they could never possibly play at themselves because they are sad.

They also hate memes so be careful.

+ Your TPE won’t be given to you

Todd: I’m trash at hockey but I wish there was a way for me to feel like I can play in a good league
Jimmy (Queer): HeY theReS ThIs subpar virtual hockey league called he vhl
Todd: that’ll do I guess

VHL by anonymous November 7, 2018

vhlsexual

/vēāCHlsekSH(o͞o)əl/

adj/noun (of a person) sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by vhl activities and assessments, typically on the website vhlcentral.com, owned through vista higher learning

Human 1: This thicc Spanish homework got me thinking I might be vhlsexual
Human 2: Please seek help

vhlsexual by Big Shmeat March 27, 2022