Knocking Calf

The raising of one foot onto an elevated surface, arching of the knee, then reaching under with one hand in order to perform sexual acts upon oneself. Traditionally performed in a seated position with a slight hunch in the back. Not recommended for those suffering from lower back pain or chronic injuries.

I hear Steve put his back out again knocking calf last night. We really have to find him a girlfriend

by Renshaw March 9, 2008

knockin'

The act of trying to convince a prostitute that you would be a better pimp for her than her current pimp. Succesful knockin' is called being "knocked" or being "knocked' out".

I see a lot of new Ho's here tonight, time to start knockin'.

by DJCHRIS73 February 28, 2008

knocking shop

A brothel.

Kevin was very shocked to see several police cars pull up outside Alec's house. "I guess he's been seen interfering with his gnomes again" Kevin surmised.
"Nah" replied John, "The pigs were tipped off that he's been running a knocking shop."

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

knocking boots

Knockin' boots is an old western term for having sex. Derived from both he and she stripping down and slipping their boots under the bed which sometimes made a "knocking" noise. Sometimes the boots are/were left on during sex and the boots would knock during all the action.

I think I got drip dick from knocking boots with that hussie Ellie May.

by Bill Dailey September 22, 2006

Knocking Links

Golfing with the boys.

Sorry I missed the funeral last Saturday, I was knocking links with the boys.

by LordFarquaad417 June 3, 2018

Cock Knocking

When one slaps the vagina/clitoris/labia with his cock before entering it.

I always let my man in after a good cock knocking

by PDoodles August 30, 2018

nigga knockin'

to knock on doors and run

person1: I'm bored
person2: It's so boring, there's nothing to do.
person1: I know, let's go nigga knockin'
person1: hahahaha, okay

*person1 and person2 walk up to a house, knock on the door, and run before anyone has a chance to answer it*

*person1 and person2 repeat the above process until they hit the wrong house and a big fast dude comes running out and gives them a stomp johnson*

by Douglas Teel November 25, 2007