klaus

when someone says something extremly stupid or dumb

”isn’t New York the capital of the United States”
”man he really did a Klaus”

by Drag0ns1ay3er013 June 18, 2020

klaus

A slang word for penis

Never nice

Gets coal for christmas

All German men are a klaus

by yr slang January 07, 2014

KLAUS

"Does he like it Klaus? Does he like when he touches you with the feather"-Kienan

said with German Accent

To klaus someone is to torture someone named Klaus with a feather

by Movie Producer Zack May 17, 2007

Klaus Hargreeves

we will protect our funky lil gay boi, jazzy trash that everyone loves

he needs love
pansexual icon
d r u g s. Just look at him.

person1:oof yes go smol funky boi
person 2: do you mean the queen Klaus Hargreeves?

by clikkieprincess October 23, 2019

klaus hargreeves

a hottie thottie who smokes pottie

person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are you stupid?? that’s klaus hargreeves

by the ipbdps July 20, 2019

Klaus Schwab

Taker of freedom.
Destroyer of free will.

See also traitor to mankind.

Klaus Schwab says in 2030 you will own nothing and be happy about it.

by FightTheAlgorithm March 07, 2022

Klaus Hargreeves

Also known as “The Séance”, or “Number Four” Klaus is number 4 out of 7 Hargreeves siblings. They are an ex-superhero. Klaus is pansexual, and has a love/hate addiction with drugs. They are able to communicate with the dead and project them to the mortal world, but only when they are sober. They can also levitate, but only with their shoes off.

Klaus is the least taken seriously out of the Hargreeves siblings, and their siblings treat them like they can’t do anything when in fact, they can.

Person A: Whose’s your favorite Hargreeves sibling?
Person B: Klaus Hargreeves of course!

by amaxe March 07, 2019