Klaus 

Klaus-A tall, dark and handsome man who is Japanese. And I mean EXTREMELY JAPANESE. He has an amazing singing voice and probably was forced to play piano by his restricting japanese mother. He is every lady's dream. The only problem with Klaus is that he can only hold his breathe for 2 hours. Him and Jesus Christ Our Savior were gay partners back in the day, but don't fret, he isn't gay (he did it for the perks).

"Wow, I'm glad I brought a Klaus. I practice safe-sex."
"Hooray! Klaus just ate godzilla and mothera!"
"Sweety, I know you want to marry a Klaus so badly, but I think we all know that's not happening."
Ice cream man-"Hey there kiddo, what would you like?"
Boy-"I'll take one Klaus, extra sprinkles please!"

Klaus by Darthfoley August 3, 2010

Klaus 

A simple but effective warning issued between close friends, when one or both of them have been or are about to go rogue. (Normally accompanied with a quick eye nod and slight raising of the eyebrows!)

*Friend lets off a fire extinguisher inside* "Klaus mate. Klaus"
*Impatient friend wants to leave the smoking area and head back inside whilst you're talking to a hot chick* "Klaus mate, Klaus"
*Friend drops his second pill of the night, 45 minutes after the first!* "Jesus mate, klaus!"

Klaus by Kingof leeds May 14, 2015

Klaus 

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is slow or bad at there job!

Hey look over there..that guys been doing that task for over a hr! What a Klaus!

Klaus by Hom2436 May 3, 2018

Klaus 

KLAUS IS THE BEST CHARACER IN THE HOLE WORLD AND WILL ALWAYS BE. HE IS HOT AF AND HE IS MEANT TO BE WITH CAROLINE. (KLAROLINE IS THE DEFINITION OF OTP- THEY ARE PERFECT AND SO FUCKIN' REAL AND HAVE A LOT OF CHEMISTRY AND THE BEST SCRIPTS).

HE IS THE BEST AND IS THE MOST CHARMING AND CULTURED AND LOVING AND PERFECT CHARACTER IN THE WORLD (AND HE HAS THE BEST FUCKIN' ACCENT AND VOICE IN THE WORLD). IF YOU DON'T AGREE I WILL FIGHT U (AND I WILL MAKE U REWATCH TVD AND TO UNTILL U SEE WHAT I MEAN)

Your teacher: can someone describe perfection

You: Klaus Mickaelson

Your teacher: exactly! A+

Someone dumb: hey that guy is hot

Someone intelligent: WHAT?! Hace u seen Klaus? He is someone hot and intelligent and cultured and amazing and loving and has the best voice ever. That guy is no one compared to him.

Klaus by Klaroline4ever September 28, 2018

Klaus 

A thicc awesome Viking bear daddy ready to drag your dick agross the floor

Oh look its Klaus, he is so hard and thicc

Klaus by Thicc Bitch 69 February 15, 2020

Klaus 

An idiot person in a discord server who is also a problem child.

Stop being a Klaus and just be normal!

Klaus by BraveryKnight September 20, 2020

klaus 

an extremely sexy man from the shows the vampire diaries and the originals. 1000 year old hybrid with a big fam. sexy as fuck

"klaus rail me please!" "okay luv"

klaus by haha beans May 14, 2021