klausterfokken

noun
1. A situation so confusing and chaotic that the American-English "cluster fuck," is not adequate to describe it. The German compound word is used to create a deep and profound sense of cluster fuck.

origin:

1945; < Nazi Germany - in the closing months of WWII, the German forces described their situation as klausterfokken, a Germanization of the American soldier's use of the phrase "cluster fuck."

"When the American Republican Party nominated a presidential candidate who was later found to be homosexual, the national conservative political scene could only be described as klausterfokken."

by pclick February 21, 2012

klaus nomi

a german opera/pop performer,dress up like a kabuki robot,who was bizarre and brilliant.he made a impact in new wave music in the 70s,in 1983 Klaus sadly died succumbing to complications due to Aids, aged 39

i love klaus nomi's lime tart

by johnnnynuclieair April 27, 2008

Klaus Mikaelson

A hot male with anger issues ( I know hot) WE love him. He is played by Joesph Morgan Another hottie Who is 29 years older than me. (Just by a bit)

Klaus Mikaelson is the hottest man alive.

by Luna Mikaelson February 22, 2021

klavust

n. A grouchy old seaman of higher rank, decrepit and impaired from many hard years at sea.

I saw that old klavust out on the wharf reprimanding some poor, young stevedore yesterday.

by Resedo July 24, 2009

Klarissa

This is a gorgeous girl with an amazing personality. She cares a lot for other people and tries to help anyone who is down. Her body is sexy but she struggles to believe that she is beautiful sometimes and doesn't always have confidence. She loves sports and is very intelligent. Shortly she is a beautiful and caring girl inside and out, who is good at almost anything.

Zayn,"That girl is gorgeous any guy would be lucky to have her."

Mike," Well dude she is a Klarissa, what else can you expect?"

by Phoenixdancer December 28, 2019

Klaus Baudelaire

A recently thirteen year old that loves to read and is a very intelligent person. His two sisters are Violet Baudelaire and Sunny Baudelaire. Hes reading skills have saved the three siblings from Count Olaf's clutches.

Klaus Baudelaire is reading.

by camcam.105 January 12, 2017

Klaus sexual

Then someone is attracted to Klaus Mikaelson. You are more in love with a fictional character then anyone else, you gotta be Klaus or Damon sexual.

She is obsessed with pics of Klaus she’s got to be Klaus sexual

by Klaus sexual December 29, 2020