Kiwi

A guy from a guild on Windrunner, named Kris Halabalooza, who likes to insert his penis into sheep, and girls who are really men

Hey hala who are you always being a kiwi and banging sheep men?

by kekdreamwhisper October 3, 2009

Kiwi

A person who is bald from the top of their head only

My dad is a kiwi, he got no hair top of his head :P

by @GTAAFK March 22, 2017

Kiwi

Kiwi (Bird)

A tasty and slightly sour fruit.

"Ayy i fucked a dog"

"tf this have to do with kiwis"

by WillSnek March 18, 2021

Kiwi

a hairy chode

that guy I hooked up with last night had a kiwi it was so gross

by softmilkshake December 17, 2017

Kiwi

More or less discretly getting your balls out of your pants by the zipper opening.

Great for holiday pictures.

- Hey Bobby, look at my kiwi in front of the Grand Canyon !

by MisterKiwi November 4, 2016

Kiwi

The little wingless brown bird that nailed a bunch of trees to the side of a cliff and jumped off just to fulfill his dream of knowing what it's like to fly

Kiwi died for his dreams :'
At least we know he was happy

by SCLIBSCLAB April 6, 2008

Kiwi

A slang term for a pair of extraordinarily large testicles.

"My boyfriend has a set of kiwis."

by alorarose April 15, 2009