Kittens

Cute little demons that will scratch at you it won’t hurt but once they get older their crazy demons

The cute kittens meowed and struggled to get out of my grasp

by Dead ☠️ November 9, 2021

Kittens Milk

When you jizz in your own bellybutton and a girl licks it up.

my girlfriend drank my kittens milk last night!

by SwagKINGKURT July 3, 2010

kittens and puppies

The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.

EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!

EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.

by Eegah! June 21, 2010

kittens mittens

A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.

Jesse: I got a B on my test.

Amanda:I recieved an A!

Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.

by Shannnon July 3, 2006

kittens in my pants

having kittens in your pants means you are going out with protection in case you are "taking one for the team" and hooking up with the hot chicks fat friend so your mate gets the hot chick!

"I'm coming to the club tonight, don't worry I've got kittens in my pants"

by Sl!m December 30, 2008

kittens and puppies

Raining kittens and puppies would mean raining lightly.

Let's go out. It's just raining kittens and puppies.

by uttam maharjan June 16, 2010

kittens' noses

Female nipples.

Look at those kittens' noses.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004