kitchenitis

When a woman spends too much time in the kitchen and/or gets sore from making a lot sandwiches in a short period of time.

Shirley got kitchenitis when she was always in the kitchen making sandwiches for her husband.

by ddude1194 November 26, 2010

Kitchenaid Superba 25.1cuft Refrigerator

A old ass fridge that sum stroke wants to sell you used at retail price...all the while thinking they are clever.

This Sumbitch is seriously trying to sell me a Kitchenaid Superba 25.1cuft Refrigerator....like a muthafucka don't know!!!!

by bob berner September 17, 2003

Kitchenheimer's

The condition marked by a tendency to perform repeated snacktreks.

I'm fuckin hungry, there's nothing to eat in this dump, and my Kitchenheimer's is acting up!

by abraham thinkin' January 23, 2009

Kitchensinking

Attempting multiple solutions to a problem simultaneously, in the desperate hopes that something will work. This methodology is typically used by people who have no idea what they’re doing. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

My supervisor is absolutely clueless when it comes to solving PR nightmares. Rather than spinning a story to the company's benefit, she always ends up kitchensinking the problem.

by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009

Kitchenating

the act of kitchenating; putting off or delaying or defering an action* to a later time.

*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.

Nick was kitchenating over his proposed charity swim.

by SoggyMoggy July 8, 2010

Kitchendick

A person (usually homosexual) who frequently masturbates in his/her kitchen.

Did you hear about Mike? He only jacks it in his kitchen, he's a total kitchendick.

by thisblackguy January 10, 2011

Kitchenheimer's

A Sous-Chef to a kitchen Hitler.

The Kitchenheimer's spilled water all over Markimoo.

by YourRealNameChris July 25, 2016